# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.

God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!

Does your name begin with: Z You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.

Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

Impatient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back within some time. Forget her!!

Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.

Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.