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Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can understand them

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

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• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!

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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

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Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

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Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

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