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Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

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"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."

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Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.

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FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

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Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!

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