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I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

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Sex has no calories.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.

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Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?

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Why do men like masturbation? Its sex with someone they love.

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# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.

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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

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Statistician: If you love someone, set her free If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high, If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!

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