"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."
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I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
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Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them
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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
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When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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When you get to the point where you really
understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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