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If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

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Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!

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3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

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The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

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What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.

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• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming

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Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

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An MBA: If you love someone, set her free instantaneously, And look for others simultaneously

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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!

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3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

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