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☻FRIENDSHIP TEST...
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
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Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
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Suspicious:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she ever comes back. Ask her why
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Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!
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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
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What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!
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