HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
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# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.
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Ä Why a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i
can handle anything!
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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When god created the men he was only kidding
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"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."
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A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!
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A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!
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• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
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Ä God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to
come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" .. *
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