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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!
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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.
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"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."
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Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa
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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
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There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.
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Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife?
A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!
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A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
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How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
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You're sweeter than glucose.
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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
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