What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.

Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.