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Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!

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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Ambulance drivers come quicker

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If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.

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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex... Age 25: Tri-weekly Age 45: Try-weekly Age 69: Try-weakly

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Friendship is... "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Mencius

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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

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