HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Dentists do it orally

She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.

A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."

Statistician: If you love someone, set her free If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high, If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.

I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood."

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.