I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.

Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

No sex with anyone in the same office.

Ä Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?

Optimist:(love) If you love someone, set her free. Don’t worry, She will come back

What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

• Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

It is better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.