MAN.SYS found execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)

Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

"If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, She’s yours, If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"

Ä Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]

I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.

What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.