Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.

Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Gal: To phir rehne do...

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

Door se dekha to sher tha..... Door se dekha to sher tha..... Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.....

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

The third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is ..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... Well, it does seem right.

love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them. lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them. marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.

# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.