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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
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"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."
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The number one cause of computer problems
is computer solutions.
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
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"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."
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Playful:
If you love someone, set her free.
*If she comes back and if you still love her. Set her free again.
Repeat *
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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
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Rhett Butler:
If you love someone, set YOURSELF free,
If she asks you why
Say you don’t give a damn.
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An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it.
The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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"There is no remedy for love but to love more."
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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