5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A: A roaming catholic

"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."

Does your name begin with: Y You are sensual and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating and romantic.

When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi

Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.

Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gas attendants pump all day