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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
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You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!
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"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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What's the difference between women and men?
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
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