Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.

# My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.

I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Psychologist: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back her super ego is dominant, If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme, If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Statistician: If you love someone, set her free If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high, If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.

Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?

She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.

"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."