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love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them.
lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them.
marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.
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Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
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Stop.
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ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.
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Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.
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"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."
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A stupid man always tells a woman he understands her.
a really stupid one tries to prove it.
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Somnambulist:
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, it’s a nightmare,
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
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My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.
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• What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
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What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.
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If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.
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