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"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."

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Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?

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"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."

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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

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A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do

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"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."

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What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

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"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."

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SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"

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