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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart? A:It starts with "My wife says..."

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If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

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"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

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How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

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She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.

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A stupid man always tells a woman he understands her. a really stupid one tries to prove it.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Chess players check their mates

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

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"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."

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What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.

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You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!

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