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A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!

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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

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Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

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The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

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"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."

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Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

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Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!

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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

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ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

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When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

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