Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya

A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells. "See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.

The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

It is always the wrong time of month.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood."

Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.

"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."

1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have? A: None.

Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.