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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

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2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups??? A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!

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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Australians do it Down Under

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Pessimist : If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.

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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

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Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!

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• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."

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