Does your name begin with: Y You are sensual and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating and romantic.

Hey, baby, what's your sign? Do not enter. or Stop.

Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood."

What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use