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Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
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Finance Expert:
If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans,
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
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What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is…you.
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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
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Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
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"Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say."
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Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai
Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai
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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!
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