Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart? A:It starts with "My wife says..."

I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.

Optimist:(love) If you love someone, set her free. Don’t worry, She will come back

6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.

"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..."

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

Lawyer: If you love someone set her free Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.