Sms & Jokes

   Sara Nepal's Instant SMS & jokes

380 of 1000   Next Page ��

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

Refer this �

"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."

Refer this �

• What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

Refer this �

"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."

Refer this �

To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

Refer this �

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

Refer this �

How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.

Refer this �

Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

Refer this �

• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit? Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

Refer this �

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

Refer this �

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

Refer this �

  Sara Nepal's Instant SMS & jokes

380 of 1000   Next Page ��

 
Sara Poll
Do you like Summer / Winter ?
1. Summer
2. Winter

  View Result
Total Votes : 1004
Since Saturday, March 24, 2012

Instant SMS

The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

Refer this »
 
Wallpapers

 

Link with Saranepal.com

Link with Sara Nepal Chat