Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra? All those positions!
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# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.
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Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.....
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Gardeners do it in the bushes
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My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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