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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.

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A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

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Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.

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Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi

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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

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It is better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

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Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?

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A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."

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