A true luv is patient and understanding A true luv is never demanding.

I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What? Ur eyes, sir !

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."

Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali

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Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.