"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."

• Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon

• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What? Ur eyes, sir !

Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.

Impatient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back within some time. Forget her!!

How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.

They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad. Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.

Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.

C++ Programmer: If {you love(m_she)} {m_she.free}( ); } else { if m_she = = null} m_she = new .she};