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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

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ä You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

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Playful: If you love someone, set her free. *If she comes back and if you still love her. Set her free again. Repeat *

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• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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Suspicious: If you love someone, set her free. If she ever comes back. Ask her why

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fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

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• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....! Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?

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To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

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If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.

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A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others

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