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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

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They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad. Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.

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Sex has no calories.

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Lawyer: If you love someone set her free Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.

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I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

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"Blushing is the color of virtue."

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HR specialist: If you love someone, set her free by offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.

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Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Firemen do it with a big hose

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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."

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