What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
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They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad.
Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.
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Lawyer:
If you love someone set her free
Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment
of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.
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I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.
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"Blushing is the color of virtue."
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HR specialist:
If you love someone, set her free by offering her
VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.
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Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Firemen do it with a big hose
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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
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