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"Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?"

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer

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# My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Ambulance drivers come quicker

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast

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Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife? A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!

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God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!

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"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."

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Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student. Hey says "Hmmm... Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all the odd integers are prime."

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Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

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If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.

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