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C++ Programmer:
If {you love(m_she)}
{m_she.free}( );
}
else
{
if m_she = = null}
m_she = new .she};
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,
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The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
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Your place or mine?
Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!
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What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!
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Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai
Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai
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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye
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"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their
love was never yours to begin with..."
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fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word.
Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
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