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Pessimist :
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.
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What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.
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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live
to be a hundred minus one day, so I
never have to live without you."
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Over possessive person:
If you love somebody,
Never set her free
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"You call it madness, but I call it love."
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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are tellers
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
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Does your name begin with: Z
You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.
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"There is no remedy for love but to love more."
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MAN.ZIP: Funny program.
Expect a laugh when unzipped.
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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