Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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FRIENDS 4 LIFE
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
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Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
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A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
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There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
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Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your
determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation
in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Mountain climbers like to be on top
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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