If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.

Why it's better to be a Woman! 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,

"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."

"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.

"To love another person is to see the face of God."