"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We got off the Titanic first.