Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
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# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
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Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?
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ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.
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The number one cause of computer problems
is computer solutions.
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Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.
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Playful:
If you love someone, set her free.
*If she comes back and if you still love her. Set her free again.
Repeat *
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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
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What's the difference between women and men?
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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