MAN.SYS found execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)

Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

Ä Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.

# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.

The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups??? A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!