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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!

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A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

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Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

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Why do men like masturbation? Its sex with someone they love.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

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"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."

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"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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