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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell till I met you."
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I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.
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No sex with anyone in the same office.
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"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring
on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
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"You call it madness, but I call it love."
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
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