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If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

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Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

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# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

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• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What? Ur eyes, sir !

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Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

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"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere."

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"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."

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If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.

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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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