In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish you.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.