Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.
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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex...
Age 25: Tri-weekly
Age 45: Try-weekly
Age 69: Try-weakly
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4. Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping
bags for mice.
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# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.
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I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.
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"Within you I lose myself
Without you I find myself
Wanting to be lost again."
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"To love another person is to see the face of God."
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Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!
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When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
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If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Garbagemen come twice a week
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