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"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."

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A stupid man always tells a woman he understands her. a really stupid one tries to prove it.

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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

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He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.

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Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.

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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Frank Sinatra does it his way

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5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A: A roaming catholic

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COMPARE FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

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2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups??? A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!

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• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

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Does your name begin with: B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endea...

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