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Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai
Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai
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"If you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend."
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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."
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Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… but I won't.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Bankers do it with interest
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I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
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"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."
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