What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

"If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, She’s yours, If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."

"Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again."

Does your name begin with: S For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private and sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game. You take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving, often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.